SHIT SHIT SHIT
I just text Ben. It was a casual 'hey hows uni?' rather than 'hey why did you leave me?' or 'hey why the fuck haven't you text me you prick?'
but if it WAS casual (and not full of secret hope that it might lead to a fabulous conversation in which he confesses that he hasn't got with anyone at Fresher's week and hasn't been able to stop thinking about me) why have i got this awful feeling that i'm going to regret sending it..?
or what if he doesnt reply at all?!
SHIT SHIT SHIT
one of my friends just said to me: "the art of the rebound is to keep snogging random boys until you forget who Ben is." ... well, one down. how many more to go?
xAx
Primary Vaginismus.
ReplyDeleteIf you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex.
It is God's way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate.
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
Or be CELIBATE.
That's because it is God's way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don't realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming.
Trying to remedy your condition is against God's will.
God does NOT want you to have sex.
If your a woman, don't get married & don't have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
FACE IT! You have a NUN'S VAGINA.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.
VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.
I am now an enlightened man.